Things you can say at BJJ, but not to your partner
I’d totally tap him.
I love it when they submit.
How much do you weigh?
Can I have a trial session?
I prefer to start standing.
I’m actually going with Simon next, but you and I will go first next time.
Can you do that inverted?
Come here – I just saw this new move on YouTube.
Senior grades get to go first.
I usually try to come twice a day.
